Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
whose ass print is on the piano?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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