my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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