So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
