Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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