I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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