You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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