Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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