Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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