I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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