It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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