So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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