wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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