Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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