there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
should my penis look like a turkey
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
