Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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