I'm going to jail i love you
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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