i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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