oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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