Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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