Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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