doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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