Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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