I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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