So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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