And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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