is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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