and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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