It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Two words: nipple clamps
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