that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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