please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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