Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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