i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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