having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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