Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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