love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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