you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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