Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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