Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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