I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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