is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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