yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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