How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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