When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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