But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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