I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
These tits shall not be calmed
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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