she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
