Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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