Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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