Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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