please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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