why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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