Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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