I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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