Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
do nipples grow back?
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