ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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