was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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