Yo dont text me then not text me
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
