"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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