Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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